Kutcher is the New Confucius

In case you missed it, Ashton Kutcher dealt out some pretty solid life advice at the Teen Choice Awards. Why were we watching the Teen Choice Awards? Irrelevant. In his acceptance speech for Ultimate Choice Award (or in his words, “the old guy award”), Kutcher imparted some serious wisdom onto viewers, expanding on this notion: “…build a life, don’t live one, find your opportunities and always be sexy.” Check out excerpts from his speech below. Were you as impressed as we were?